My nephew Eli turned five on Monday & we celebrated at his house on Sunday night with a jumpy house, birthday presents, The Marvel Comics Super-Heroes, and mass consumption of alcoholic beverages. Isn't that what all families do at kids birthday parties?

Eli's Super Five Top-Three?
3. Better Batter Baseball.

2. Family & friends.




1. No police raids, fire engines or bloodletting.
Awesome.