"If You Want To Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life"

Keith and I celebrated 11 years of marriage on Saturday the 21st of February. For this occasion, I made a little quiz about our relationship. Let me know how many you got right and the winner will get to take us to lunch.

1. When Keith and I met

a. I was 22, he was 26.

b. I was 23, he was 22.

c. I was 25, he was 30.

d. I was 16, going on 17 and he was 17, going on 18.

2. Keith and I met

a. at the Metro in Riverside. That boy could rock an electric pink tank top.

b. in High School. That boy could rock some tight white jeans with a big comb in the back pocket.

c. through Tracie and Rob Alo.

d. at church.

3. Our first date (by ourselves) was

a. miniature golfing.

b. at the Olive Garden.

c. at a house party where he impressed me with his beer-bonging skills.

d. at a football game.

4. We dated

a. 4 years before we got married.

b. 2 years before we got married.

c. 3 months before we got married.

d. 6 months before we got married.

5. We got engaged

a. at a Broncos game in Denver, Colorado.

b. on Christmas Eve in front of our families.

c. on a dude ranch in Grand Prarie, Texas.

d. at Spirit Island in Alberta, Canada.

6. Our wedding song was

a. "Baby's Got Back".

b. "Sympathy for the Devil".
c. "Wonderful Tonight".

d. "You're the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me".

7. During the candle lighting portion of our ceremony, Keith whispered to me,

a. "This is perfect."

b. "I ate at McDonalds before this."

c. "You look beautiful."

d. "Nevermind."

8. Our honeymoon was in

a. Cancun, Mexico.

b. Yosemite National Park.

c. Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

d. Carlsbad.

9. We have

a. 2 nephews and 3 nieces.

b. 1 niece and 3 nephews.

c. 5 nieces and 4 nephews.

d. 5 nephews and 3 nieces.

10. We both agree that

a. we have the cutest kids ever.

b. we have the funniest kids ever.

c. we have the smartest kids ever.

d. we are not at all biased.

Answers:

1. A

2. C

3. B

4. A

5. D

6. D

7. B

8. A

9. C

10. Is a trick question. The answer is All of the Above.

Happy

"Let's make it legal, have a bunch of kids and live happily ever after"

day to us!

"Wait A Minute Mr. Postman!"

This morning, Kendall's class had a walking field trip to the local post office. The kids were adorable with their handmade mailbags stuffed with homemade Valentines and quite proud to do this grown-up job of, well, mailing things.

For some reason, I am a target for filter-less four and five year olds. My most recent attack, er, conversation, went a little something like this:

Me, "Hi, Sweetheart."

Anonymous 5 year old, "Hi Miss Kendall's Mommy."

Me, "How are you today?"

Anonymous 5 year old, "Good. I think you look like my sister's Barbie."

Me, blushing, "You are so silly. I think that..."

Anonymous 5 year old, "You know, if you weren't so very, VERY old."

Me, "uh, well, yeah, I'm, uh, gonna, you know, over here."

I'm fine. Really... fine. Good, even. Fine.

At the very least it's nothing a few mid-morning cocktails can't smooth over.

"100 Days For His Heart"

Zack's 100th day of school was on Friday. Everybody had to bring in 100 of something and present it to the class.

We made 100 cupcakes 'cause that's how we roll.