Actual conversation with my son:
Zack, "Mom. I am so hot. You know, the first kind of hot."
Me, "Uuuuh, what?"
Zack, "You know, the kind where I am sweating and stuff."
Me, "And there is a different kind of hot?"
Zack, "Well, yeah. You know. Like, 'that girly-girl is so hot.'"
Crappity crap crap.
